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i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father.
from

give me ya money lil nigga
to

son just talk to me, i’m here to listen
Almost 49k and my roommate and I are basking in my tumblr fame

(via marvel-me-loki)
Posted on May 20, 2013 via Nigga(◕_◕) with 157,796 notes
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A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
Woah.
(via what-we-became)
Posted on May 20, 2013 via The Sacrifice with 143,299 notes
Source: deadmutation
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remember kids:
- dont do drugs
- stay in school
- keep an eye out for selenur
(via what-we-became)
Posted on May 20, 2013 via kill beef go ham with 651 notes
Source: slloths
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(via kellyniicoleah)
Posted on May 20, 2013 via ✩✩✩ǝıʞoopʇsıɹɥɔ✩✩✩ with 13,426 notes
Source: christdookie
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“Two Chips” by Adam Patch.
This is totally Maya and I, with or without alcohol.don’t know why I find this so funny
(via kellyniicoleah)
Posted on May 20, 2013 via THE MÖTLEY HOARD. with 4 notes
Source: themotleyhoard
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the best fucking vine video ever
I’ve watched this 12 times and its so funny the little lady
(via kellyniicoleah)
Posted on May 20, 2013 via samara, sugoi! with 105,890 notes
Source: youtube.com
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son let me learn you a thing
(via kellyniicoleah)
Posted on May 20, 2013 via make me laugh with 46,238 notes
Source: makemelaugh-site
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(via a-little-fall-of-pain)
Posted on May 19, 2013 via Facts with 13,996 notes
Source: facts-i-just-made-up
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Reblog if you’ve actually SEEN the movie “The Aristocats”

Let’s see who’s over 18
I’m 15. It was one of my favorite Disney movies growing up.
Posted on May 19, 2013 via I Am Who I Am with 105,235 notes
Source: andthis-is-whoiam
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My brother hooked up his laptop on our 60” television and tumblr looks like 60” of heaven.
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@themikehein and his “mustache”
scumstache was short lived but beautiful
I’ll agree that it was short lived but it certainly wasn’t beautiful. Plus, you named your mustache and that has greatly depleted the amount of respect I had for you.
Posted on May 13, 2013 via TheJamie146 with 6 notes
Source: thejamie146
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Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.
Is it any good??
It’s okay.
(via a-little-fall-of-pain)
Posted on May 12, 2013 via Ephemera with 57,665 notes
Source: baptised-in-vodka
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There was once a mythical woman with twelve breasts
This seems like it would be more interesting if it made more sense
Dozen tit
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@themikehein and his “mustache”





